[GM]Dave: The College Years 6Hazing...
Hell, most people find the idea down right offensive.
So, why, oh why, does this tradition exist?
You're shocked, I can tell.
It was almost my major.
Pretty uneventful, huh? I thought so, too. It wasn't until later that I found out that "crying girl" was actually named "girlfriend of RA".
I also found out that I was now under protection.
Yes, even I am surprised by how lucky I am sometimes.
Better lucky than good.
I then spent the rest of that semester watching my fellow freshmen getting hazed while I, the chosen one, walked through unscathed.
I almost felt bad.
Now, I will be the first to admit that this probably annoyed the other freshmen. They were, no doubt, rather unhappy about the situation.
No one said anything, but you could tell they weren't happy.
Maybe it was my natural intuition.
Maybe it was my empathy for others.
Maybe it was coming home from class to find my door nailed shut.
There's no way to be certain.
Honestly, I didn't really blame them. I'd be pretty pissed off too if they were me.
Still, despite the fact that I probably deserved it, I could not let this stand. If I left them get away with this, there's no telling what they would do next.
Plus, [GM]Dave ain't nobody's bitch.
My plan had to be perfect. Cold, methodical, and cruel.
Step 1) purchase a large quantity of beer
Step 2) purchase a large quantity of glasses
Step 3) fill glasses
Step 4) stack glasses in front of door while victim's sleeping
It's a perfect plan.
So, once I found out who was responsible, I waited patiently for them to fall asleep and then I constructed a barricade of glasses in front of their door. Truly, it was a feat of engineering to rival the pyramids, l'Arc de Triomphe, or a slightly bigger wall made out of plastic cups.
The next morning, they opened their door to find a wall composed of cups and amber liquid.
With no other option, they knocked down the wall and let the beer rain down around them.
If only it was beer...
If you go back to the plan, you'll notice that at no point did I say you didn't drink the beer before you filled the cups.
Man, if you thought they were pissed off before...