Technical Difficulties
Sorry for the downtime. We've been experiencing some technical (read: [GM]Dave has not been drunk for several days) difficulties.Yes, sir. Just your standard technical (read: [GM]Dave did not wake up in Guadalajara, Mexico) difficulties.
I think it had something to do with a server memory buffer overrun.
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very, very bad.
You should totally believe that.
Without question.
Completely without question.
You weren't starting to ask a question were you? I mean, I'd hate to have to ban your account and then come to your house and kick you in the spleen just because you had a question.
Curiosity killed the spleen, you know.
I don't see why you wouldn't believe me.
Have I ever lied to you?
...
You could have just been polite and said no. I can't hear you anyway.
Even if it hadn't been for the catastrophic cascade failure of the servers dilithium crystals (totally happened), I might not have had time to update anyway.
I was too full of the Christmas spirit.
Seriously.
Christmas Spirit
-mix 1 litre of Jack Daniel's and 1 litre of Egg Nog
-drink
-wake up in Guadalajara, Mexico
What did you think I meant?
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when i woke up (in the middle of a desert) Christmas was already almost over <_<
no, there was no alcohol involved
just a lot of Nintendo DS
yeah, figure out how that works
(oh btw... yay first post!)
Christmas Spirit: NogAretto = 1/3 eggnog, 2/3 DiSarrano Amaretto, sprinkle of nutmeg, stir, sip.
Hey Dave, did you have a good Christ-
*Banned for asking a question*
Oof! My spleen! What did my spleen ever do to yo-
*Banned again*
Stop kicking me!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to [GM]Dave and every one of you other guys who read these comments. :D
The spirit is strong in this one.
I got drunk and woke up in Atlanta once.....
and I don't live in GA.
Hmm, I wonder just how important my spleen really is?
Lol this was a funny post. GMDave wins the world.
Lol this was a funny post. GMDave wins the world.
You can read such valuable texts uncommonly.
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