Technical DifficultiesSorry for the downtime. We've been experiencing some technical (read: [GM]Dave has not been drunk for several days) difficulties.
Yes, sir. Just your standard technical (read: [GM]Dave did not wake up in Guadalajara, Mexico) difficulties.
I think it had something to do with a server memory buffer overrun.
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very, very bad.
You should totally believe that.
Completely without question.
You weren't starting to ask a question were you? I mean, I'd hate to have to ban your account and then come to your house and kick you in the spleen just because you had a question.
Curiosity killed the spleen, you know.
I don't see why you wouldn't believe me.
Have I ever lied to you?
You could have just been polite and said no. I can't hear you anyway.
Even if it hadn't been for the catastrophic cascade failure of the servers dilithium crystals (totally happened), I might not have had time to update anyway.
I was too full of the Christmas spirit.
-mix 1 litre of Jack Daniel's and 1 litre of Egg Nog
-wake up in Guadalajara, Mexico
What did you think I meant?