Commencing Radio Silence
I'm taking tonight to finish working on the Christmas fan pack. Everything is looking good and I should be sending it out tomorrow night.I would also like to point out that the name "Christmas fan pack" is a title only. It can be appreciated by peoples of any religion.
[GM]Dave is accepting of differing faiths.
Unfortunately, "Non-religious, secular, holiday-related fan pack" does not have the same ring to it.
Everyone have a happy holidays whatever those holidays might be.
Remember that despite our different backgrounds, we all take this time of year to come together and worship me.
Caroling is optional.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 12:28 PM
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my [GM]Dave sent to me
Twelve calls for refresh,
Eleven retards banned,
Ten ninjas tanking,
Nine mithras dancing,
Eight shots of whiskey,
Seven bots a'fishing,
Six cries of sorrow,
Five golden chocobos,
Four emo dark knights,
Three losing lots,
Two more fucking 'dings',
And a dragon with a full stomach!
Man, those are some weird gifts Dave sent you. I don't know what I would do with eleven banned retards... probably wait until the dragon was hungry again, then hand them a sign saying "dinner".
Also, how does one send a cry of sorrow? Did he somehow manage to tape the cries of idiots he's just banned in an incredibly creative way and send it to you?
... Actually, that's the sort of thing he'd do.
Now that's what you call over thinking.
Holy hell.
Ya know, I seem to recall something traumatic happening to the carolers around GM Dave. I don't remember if it was just that they never came back, or that they came back violently altered..
Gosh, [GM]Dave. For a while there I thought there was no god or jesus or anything and was bummed out for the holidays. You've given me something to worship. All join in celebration and praise of the Almighty [GM]Dave.
Do you require surrendering all material possessions, blood sacrifice, or just undying loyalty?
Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays to you and the family, Dave :)
Was hanging misteletoe from your belly button excessive? I apologize if it was.
Happy Holidays everyone, and a Merry [GM]Davemas too!
I over think things for the sake of comedy, Hydria. That comment was mostly tongue in cheek.
Merry Christmas/whatever you celebrate everybody.
Hydria,
Bravo! Nicely done indeed. I had such high hopes when I clicked on the "comments" link, and you came through.
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