Good To KnowApparently, women do not find it funny nor amusing when you write stories about them farting on the internet.
Susan reads the blog occasionally and, I'm assuming, she recently read that story.
I assume that due to the fact that she screamed "YOU BASTARD!" when I walked into our house today.
That might seem like a pretty clear sign to most of you, but you have to realize I do a number of bastardly things on a daily basis.
What can I say? It's a hobby.
It's like collecting stamps only instead of stamps, I collect human suffering.
In order to make this up to her (and hopefully reinstate my access to her pants), I've decided that any and all donations for the next fan pack will be used to buy her a great Mother's Day present.
Some of you may be thinking I'm only writing this in hopes that Susan will read it and stop being mad.
You're damned skippy. I'm not an idiot.
But as long as it works, that's all good.
Plus, it gives all you Susan fans a chance to show your love.
The fact that you're pulling my ass out of the fire will be an awesome bonus.
The end of next week will be roughly 4 weeks since the last fan pack went out. I've been trying to keep them on a 4 week schedule, so that seems like as good a time as any.
Anyone who donates at least $5 by that time (or since the last fan pack) will become an instant member of the [GM]Dave fan club and will be sent the bonus fan pack that includes the usual extra stories and insane ramblings.
You will also be personally responsible for keeping Susan from murdering me.
That would be nice.
I do so enjoy the breathing.