A Promise[GM]Dave does not make guarantees.
[GM]Dave does not make promises.
[GM]Dave's short attention span makes these things relatively useless.
But I am, just this once, going to make a promise.
I promise that if someone wins the Mog Bonanza and tries to sell the 100,000,000 gil, I will make it my mission in life to destroy that person.
I don't mean I'll ban you or feed you to a dragon or something.
That would be going easy on you.
A few days ago, I was browsing through a few FFXI forums and I was reading the usual Mog Bonanza threads.
This was to be expected as the lottery was kinda big news.
Then I saw an interesting post.
If I won the 100,000,000 gil, I'd probably sell it and make some cash.
You know, I thought I was an angry person.
Until I read that.
I thought my head was going to quite literally explode from sheer hatred.
Who the hell could be this monumentally stupid?
I hope this idiot wins the whole thing. I'll personally hand him the 100,000,000 gil and, when he sells it, I will personally end his pathetic existence.
Banning? That'll be an appetizer.
By the time I'm done, he'll be a broken shell of a man.
I may mean that figuratively.
My lawyer tells me that I should avoid making direct threats.
Like, I should definitely not say that I would fly to this person's house and smash them in the face with a sock full of nickels.
That would be wrong.
I would definitely never say that.
On an unrelated note, does anyone have fifty dollars worth of nickels?