Please Stand By...Hey, guys. It's me, Susan.
Dave's having a bad weekend. He won't even drink, so I'm a little worried.
As such, I've used my executive authority to order him to take the weekend off. He'll send out the fan packs tomorrow night when he gets a chance to finish them. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but he really doesn't seem up to it.
To compensate you for the delay, I've agreed to write a story for the fan pack. Dave doesn't even get editorial control, so I can say anything I want. I suddenly feel the urge to cackle maniacally.
Anyway, the packs will be sent tomorrow to anyone who donated this time.
Since I don't get the chance to write here very much, I would like to say thanks to everyone who donated. It's really nice to see how many people want to help us out and support Dave's writing. I know he really appreciates everything you guys do.