If You Can't Beat Them...I've decided to beat the spammers at their own game.
I am currently working on a design for the ultimate accessory, the wang watch.
This is going to be revolutionary. I'm going to completely redefine the field of penis time keeping.
It's not that big a field.
Up to this point, the entire field consisted of using it as a sundial.
But no longer. The R & D department at [GM]Dave Inc. (ie. me) is hard at work developing our prototype.
This is going to be the biggest thing to hit fashion since that thing that's really big in fashion right now.
Give me a break. I'm a guy. I don't know fashion. I pick my outfits based on what is least dirty.
The design process is going a little slow. How exactly do you design a watch to be warn on your second-in-command?
I'm definitely leaning towards velcro.
No metal clips.
And, of course, it will play mp3s.
Everything plays mp3s.
Don't worry ladies. [GM]Dave hasn't forgotten about you. I'm working on a ladies version as well.
Though it's really more of a clip-on.
I call it the Twatch.
And yes, I did write this entire update just so I could use the word Twatch.
What? I'm tired.