[GM]Dave Is Not SocialPerhaps I am not making something clear.
I know that many of you think that I am a very nice person.
To the untrained eye, I may appear cuddly and warm. Not unlike a teddy bear.
This, however, is misleading.
I am not a friendly person.
I am not cuddly.
A psychiatrist might attribute this to social anxiety.
I attribute it to that fact that the majority of people I meet being are retarded.
Some people go out of their way to be social.
They throw parties.
They're nice to people.
They don't feed people to dragons.
That's not me.
I actually go out of my way to be UNsocial.
I don't use MSN.
I do not facebook.
Or use any of the other bajillion social networking sites out there.
Why would I do that?
Hey! I don't like anybody, but let's sign up to let people bother me on a 24 hour basis!
That's a great idea!
After that we can go do some shots!
Now, why am I writing this?
Well, among the many e-mails (and e-fails) I get each day is a frightening number of invites to join someone's "network".
Don't get me wrong. I don't mind this.
I actually appreciate that you want to be my friend.
Unfortunately, you are a people.
And I don't like people.
I don't want to sit down and check your facebook status.
I don't want to see your photo album of your sister's wedding.
I don't want to know that you joined Fans of WHAM.
I just don't.
Don't be offended if I do not accept your request.
Or go ahead and start a facebook group about how offended you are.
It's not like I'll know.
We're friends. Good friends.
We're just good friends who don't interact with each other in any way, shape, or form.
That's the kind of friend I can deal with.