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Here we are back at the 2006 Stupid Awards.*applause*
Today's winner exemplifies everything that a player should be.
If they're retarded.
Ten to one, there's probably one sitting in your LS right now blathering on and on and on.
And on.
You've met them. You've talked to them. You've probably read forum posts by them.
Hell, you've probably partied with them.
I'm sure you probably even hate them.
Most people do.
The 2006 Award for Stupidity goes to...
The "I know everything and I'm better than you" guy.
You know the type. No matter what conversation is going on and whether or not they were part of it, these guys always have something to say.
And by something, I mean everything.
Not only do they ramble incessantly on any topic, but they refuse to accept that their opinions or information might not be correct.
Such a thing could not happen. They know all and see all. How could they possibly be wrong?
Well, it helps that the majority of their information is gleamed from half-read, half-assed forum posts written by people who didn't know what the hell they were talking about in the first place.
That's right.
Stupidity is contagious.
And these guys are the carriers.
It might not be so bad if they could just keep their conversation between a few people.
BUT NO. One of these tards always has to fire up a GM call to try and back up his inane and incorrect blabbering.
GM Call Description: Help settle an argument.
Do I freakin' look like a marriage councillor to you?
I don't give a good damn about what you are arguing about. If it doesn't involve you and a dragon, I'm not interested.
So stop sending GM calls.
Seriously.
But, being in a foul mood already, I decided that this person needed to be made an example of.
Since I didn't have a large podium and a length of rope...
[GM]Dave>> Hello, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> Apparently you do not understand simple words
[GM]Dave>> LIKE EMERGENCY!
Player>> What do you mean?
[GM]Dave>> Apparently you do not understand any words.
Player>> Yes, I do.
[GM]Dave>> Good come back.
[GM]Dave>> Ouch.
[GM]Dave>> What do you want?
Player>> I need you to settle an argument.
[GM]Dave>> Yes, you're retarded.
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?
Player>> That's not the argument.
[GM]Dave>> So we all agree that you're retarded?
Player>> I'm not retarded.
[GM]Dave>> See?
[GM]Dave>> There's an argument.
Player>> No, no, no.
Player>> We were talking about strength and attack.
[GM]Dave>> Riveting.
[GM]Dave>> I'm on the edge of my seat.
Player>> So he says strength boosts attack.
Player>> And I say 2 strength equals 1 attack.
[GM]Dave>> So you are retarded then.
[GM]Dave>> I was right the first time.
Player>> I'm not wrong. I'm right, you moron.
Player>> 2 strength equals 1 attack.
[GM]Dave>> How do you know?
Player>> I've read every forum post on strength/attack.
[GM]Dave>> Wow. Really?
[GM]Dave>> I can eat a hot dog in 4 seconds.
Player>> So?
[GM]Dave>> Oh.
[GM]Dave>> I thought we were saying pointless shit.
Player>> Why would you think that?
[GM]Dave>> You started it.
Player>> Could you just tell him that he's wrong.
[GM]Dave>> But he's not.
[GM]Dave>> You're wrong.
Player>> I'm not wrong.
[GM]Dave>> I know, but saying super retarded sounds mean.
[GM]Dave>> The fact that you're also wrong will do.
Player>> Listen.
Player>> I know every game mechanic there is in FFXI.
Player>> I practically designed this game.
[GM]Dave>> Did you design this game?
Player>> No.
[GM]Dave>> Retarded and delusional.
[GM]Dave>> You're a triple threat.
Player>> That's double.
[GM]Dave>> Retarded, delusional, and doesn't get sarcasm.
[GM]Dave>> You're a triple threat.
Player>> You're not allowed to do that!
[GM]Dave>> Do what?
Player>> Insult me.
[GM]Dave>> You're ugly.
Player>> STOP THAT!
[GM]Dave>> You told me to.
Player>> I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD!
[GM]Dave>> I get that alot.
[GM]Dave>> How about we ask an impartial third party.
Player>> FINE.
*warp*
Player>> Where are we?
Jormungand hits Player for 10,274 points of damage.
Player was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> He says you're wrong.
*ROAR*
[GM]Dave>> And retarded.
Seriously. I don't care about how much you think you know. I don't and neither does anyone else.
We do, however, want you to shut the hell up.
for your tireless efforts to unite the world through our shared hatred of you, I award you the 2006 Stupid Award.
Enjoy the trophy.
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As an addendum, there will be no update tomorrow. We are having a wake for poor [GM]Takana who took his own life.
Well... there is a wake.
We get the day off, so I'm staying home and crafting.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 7:50 AM
6 Comments:
Player>> You're not allowed to do that!
[GM]Dave>> Do what?
Player>> Insult me.
[GM]Dave>> You're ugly.
Player>> STOP THAT!
[GM]Dave>> You told me to.
That was awesome.
[GM]Dave>> How about we ask an impartial third party.
Player>> FINE.
That was new, I didn't see that coming :)
Be sure to suggest they have the wake in a PvP area and go wearing no weapons and only their most fashionable clothes!!
So many dragon feedings ... they're nice, but overdone. I miss the shiny -BAN-
Player>> I practically designed this game.
[GM]Dave>> Did you design this game?
Player>> No.
[GM]Dave>> Retarded and delusional.
[GM]Dave>> You're a triple threat.
Player>> That's double.
[GM]Dave>> Retarded, delusional, and doesn't get sarcasm.
[GM]Dave>> You're a triple threat.
Player>> You're not allowed to do that!
[GM]Dave>> Do what?
Player>> Insult me.
[GM]Dave>> You're ugly.
Player>> STOP THAT!
[GM]Dave>> You told me to.
Player>> I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD!
[GM]Dave>> I get that alot.
[GM]Dave>> How about we ask an impartial third party.
Player>> FINE.
ah. Things always end up this way... Good Job!
Don't engage Tard agro.
Tards link.
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