Just... Just wow.
I have sat down at this computer (or a random assemblage of parts made to resemble this computer) and written 600 blog posts.
Assuming you include this one.
If you don't, just read the next post and then come back. That'll be 600.
Either way, that's a lot of freaking mindless rambling.
I have no allusions about my writing. I entirely understand that I'm not writing epic plays that will stand the test of time and will be taught to future school children as examples of remarkable writing.
Still, the fact that some of you have even bothered to read 600 of my rants and ravings is a huge compliment.
Or a testament to having too much spare time.
I'm very glad though that I've managed to make a little part of your day better 600 times.
About 300 of them were probably funny.
You don't see me giving you shit about your job, do you?
See, if you think about it 1/3 isn't that bad a ratio. Being funny 1 out of every 3 posts is pretty damned good in the grander scheme of things.
Yes, if I was a doctor, those would be... Less than ideal statistics. I doubt many people would want to end up with a doctor that kills 2 out of 3 patients.
Me? I just write unfunny shit about video games.
Or that cashier at Taco Bell that can't freaking get your order right.
Seriously. You sell tacos and other tacos. What the F&%@?
See? It's witty observations like that that keeps you guys coming back for more.
... Seriously, it'll be funnier. I'm working on stealing some Eddie Murphy material right now. I'm not kidding, this shit is really funny.
Kidding, kidding. I really don't think Eddie Murphy does a routine about video games and/or large dragons.
I am totally not Googling that right now.