Friday, September 18, 2009

Enough Already...

We get it, okay? Somebody said something funny and now it's popular.

We all freaking get it.

Do you know what's not funny? When people use the same freaking phrase over and over AND OVER until you just want to scream and shoot someone in their stupid face.

Okay... Kind of went to the dark place there for a second.

Apparently, and you probably haven't heard of this as the news media has been very restrained about the matter, Kanye West was kind of a jerk to Taylor Swift.

You've heard about it? What are the chances?

Maybe it has something to do with the whole world going FREAKING INSANE OVER IT!

Kanye West was a dick. This isn't exactly news.

And yes, he made the poor little girl cry. Boo freaking hoo.

That does not mean every other sentence has to include the words "Yo, I'mma let you finish, but..."

If you're somehow not familiar with these words (you lucky, lucky person), feel free to Google it. You'll find around seventeen bajillion pages and videos and quotes.

And pictures.

Oh, Lord, the pictures.

I will admit, some of them are funny.


But I think it's time we let it go.

Now, don't get me wrong here. I love to beat a stupid joke to death.

Still, I think we've managed to hit a dangerous level of saturation here. We went from no Kanye to all Kanye WAY too fast.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard anything about Kanye West? Yeah, he had that song that time that you kind of remember, but don't know the words of.

And now he's everywhere.

What the hell, internet?

We had a good thing going. We had cats with speech impediments and/or playing keyboards. We had fat guys singing Numa Numa or going Nom Nom Nom.

We had Chuck Norris.

Now... Now, we have a third rate singer with a speech that just barely made sense.

We used to be better than that. We used to have some dignity.

C'mon, people. I'm trying to preserve our cultural identity here.

Also, if one more moron starts a GM call with "Yo, I'mma let you finish...", I am going to have to kill people.

Lots of them.

I'm just saying.


At 10:34 PM, Blogger Sean said...

I know exactly what you mean. It was a little funny at first, but now it's just tiring....

At 12:36 AM, Blogger i love me :D said...

Never heard it before...

At 4:13 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

Yo Packrick Swayze I know you just died and all and Imma let you finish, but Michael Jackson's death was the best one this year.

At 6:03 AM, Blogger tyranastrasz said...

Only really funny one I've seen was the picture I saw on Encyclopedia Dramatica of Kanye recursively interrupting himself.

At 8:09 AM, Blogger Kahsha said...

I count myself among the lucky!

At 8:49 AM, Blogger spooneh:D said...

YO GM, I'm really happy for yuh, and I'mma let yuh finish, but Shippo has the best rants of all time... of ALL TIME.

At 10:06 AM, Blogger Ricardo said...

Yo Dave I know you like FF and I'm happy for you but Guild Wars is the best MMO o-gets shot-

At 12:39 PM, Blogger Mali said...

People actually send GM calls with that?!

At 1:38 PM, Blogger Leut said...

The saddest thing about this?


Seriously. Kanye West? That no-talent-piece needs to go away. And, Taylor whowassit? Shut up.


At 2:32 PM, Blogger Dorian Mode said...

@Leut: "Nuff said, thanks.

At 11:00 PM, Blogger Edwin said...

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At 1:13 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

It's not funny, it's retarded and rude.
Kanye is an idiot for realizing the awards are a sham... What happens if they give Beyonce the award? Nothing, she's already famous, she already has endorsements EVERYWHERE, and she already has a huge fan base. Give the award to Taylor Swift though and you can probably make more money.
High five, Kanye, you've been an idiot for years.

At 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In other unrelated news, Jormungand was reported to be in a state of famished hunger. When our own Chippo-Hippo sat down to interview him, he asked the painfully obvious question "Are you sick of the idiots Using Kanye's line incessantly over and over?" Jormungand simply replied "ROOOAARRR!" Best as we can tell, that means yes. Sadly we may never hear the rest of the interview due to the fact that Jormy ate Chippo before it was concluded. It is the opinion of our editorial staff that Mr. Jormungand is famished and that idiots starting GM calls with "Yo Imma let you finish but..." should be immediately rolled up in a bacon biscuit like a "piggy-in-the-blankie" and offered to Jorm to hopefully coax him to regurgiate our dear friend Chippo.

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Bufuman said...

You know what's funny? I've heard rumors that Jay-Z asked Kanye to do it, so that Beyonce could look like a class act. I don't know if she was in on it though. This information came from a forum I frequent, from one guy who claimed to work for Jay-Z. Though the people on said forum are often full of crap, so I don't know if this is true or not. Wouldn't surprise me one bit though.

At 6:32 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Kanye who? Taylor what? Guess I've been getting good at avoiding stupidity on the internet.

At 7:00 AM, Blogger Hylian said...

This looks like a job for GOBLIN SMITHY! drop him in by parachute armed with his trusty dagger and ball-peen hammer. the hammer is to break kayne west's kneecaps to stop him from making further interruptions, and the dagger is just for any extra fun.

Then we'll have a digestion period for Jormy, after which [GM]Dave can whack him with a banstick.

... i need to make some calls...


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