My What?!Okay... This is just messed up.
Apparently, a woman donated a kidney and her doctor felt that the best way to remove said kidney was through her vagina.
What in the hell is wrong with this doctor?
Are normal kidney removal procedures just getting too boring?
Doctor>> Through the back?
Doctor>> Hey, I've got an idea.
Doctor>> What if we went in through the vagina?
In case you're not familiar with biology, the kidneys are located on either side of the small of your back.
They're right there.
Seriously, you cough too hard and they'll fall right out.
That's why doctors go through the back.
This wasn't an arbitrary decision. It's not like a team of doctors got together and decided it'd be wacky to make the incision in the back.
That's where they are.
But no. For this doctor, the way to a woman's kidneys are through her vagina.
This guy is either crazy or one hell of a smooth talker.
Doctor>> Can I buy you a drink?
Doctor>> Maybe some organ removal surgery?
Honestly, I wish I could have been there for the conversation where he explains this idea to the patient.
Doctor>> And that's my idea.
Woman>> Can I see your medical license?
Woman>> A diploma or something?
So, he somehow manages to convince the patient that this is both:
a) a really great idea
b) NOT the most complicated way to get to third base EVER
How in the hell does he make this sound like a good idea?
I don't know about you, but if a doctor ever told me he wanted to perform major surgery by going through my testicles, I'd be getting a second opinion.
And a third.
They could use a chainsaw and go through my spine before I'd let them anywhere near my boys.
We're like family.
We're very close.
Anyone goes near my boys with a knife, there's going to be trouble.
[GM]Dave>> Only an idiot brings a knife to a gun fight.
Doctor>> Why are you still awake?
Doctor>> And how did you get a gun in the operating room?!
Now, to be fair, if I was a doctor, I would totally suggest something like this.
From the perspective of someone not having an organ pulled out through your special place, this probably sounds like a freaking awesome idea.
And you know you'd have to have some fun during the procedure.
It'd be like a magic trick.
Doctor>> Was THIS your card?
And those scarves that go on forever.
I'm sure the patient would find it hilarious.
It's like the greatest episode of House ever.
At this point, I don't even know what to think about the whole thing. Part of me thinks this is the freaking craziest thing I've ever heard of.
Part of me wants to apply to medical school.
Or dentistry school.
Now, THAT would take some smooth talking.