Friday, February 06, 2009

Caution

In the comments section of the last post, one of my readers asked:

"What'd you do, google vagina? O.o"

So... I did.

That, as it turned out, would be a mistake.

Just for future reference, you don't want to do that.

EVER.

You certainly don't want to search Google Images.

You know, just FYI.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my eyeballs.

22 Comments:

At 5:07 AM, Blogger JAFO said...

Its shocking just how many vaginas out there are the opposite of something that people want to see.

Rule of thumb...if it looks like it should be on late night sci-fi...keep your kitty covered and don't, whatever you do, post it online...I am sure you're special...in some way...just don't let it be for having an alien plant monster between your thighs.

Skip the vagina pics. Post more boobs. Its takes hard work and a lot of Krispy Creams to screw up a decent set of boobs.

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger J. Scarper said...

holyshiteyeballburns

 
At 6:23 AM, Blogger Lissuh said...

... I am sooo glad I didn't even try looking that crap up.

I bet it has its own wikipedia page though. The waterbra does, after all.

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger Plight said...

You bring this on yourself. You really do.

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Pim said...

Argh goddammit... Telling us not to do something will result in all of us doing exactly that. This reminds me of playing The Game.

http://www.losethegame.com/

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger Khellendros said...

You totally should've googled "vagina" then said "I'm feeling lucky." I'm pretty sure that's a scar for life.

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger Vagu'Stae said...

Shouldn't google "weird sh**," either. D;

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Army said...

Fool.

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Paul said...

Having already done that a couple years ago (please, don't ask), I can resist the urge to go do exactly what you told us not to do.

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger Aydindril said...

I almost feel bad....

Almost.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Bantwan said...

Great. Vagina comments.

"Don't worry.. There are dick jokes coming up"

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger Lissuh said...

Interesting fact: There is indeed a wiki entry for it.

Apparently, the word "vagina" is the Latin word for 'scabard'.

...

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Dustin said...

Yeah had never done that and never will again. . . ow my eyes hurt.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Tyler said...

I actually remember searching Google Images for "Carbuncle" once.

Did you know that a "Carbuncle" is some sort of genital disease? Me neither.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Urthdigger said...

Yeah, I've searched for Carbuncle pictures before myself... *shudders*

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Nightspirited said...

Oh my god.

Seriously Dave, do you have ANY female readers? Or do they just sit back and giggle at you all.

New rule- if you can't cope with looking at one, you're not allowed to touch one.
Are we clear children?

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Paul said...

If they are giggling at him, wouldn't that mean they read his stuff? And he has at least one reader, Susan!

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger Aerinravage said...

Semi-related story: I Googled "esurance" (yes, the web-based insurance group) and Ruke 34 failed to disappoint.

I'm not making this up. Page 1 of the results.

I was at work so I couldn't actually "verify" anything lol

 
At 2:46 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

....this was definetely punishment for our sins...

 
At 12:45 AM, Blogger dragonsvsvampires said...

OK. I have heard many things about this yet have not actually done it yet. I doubt I will care so I shall do it within 30 seconds of posting here. I shall follow up with my reply but I honestly dont think it will bother me in any way.

Sorry its just that I lack any morales and ... yeah lets have a looksie.

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger dragonsvsvampires said...

Having checked. I am not disgusted, not even phased. Hell there has been stuff on gurochan that doesn't bother me so I don't really see the problem.

I agree with what Nightspirited said. If you cant look at it don't touch.

And as for what was said about breasts being harder to screw with... It has been done and yet I still am not bothered...


Good work.

O and finally I lost the game when I was reading through. Why did you mention it?

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Kimmy said...

..See, the thing with telling people NOT to do things...
Kills those of us with a high level of curiosity.

..Women can enhance the size of their..
Who the hell would..?
Dear god.

 

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