Oh... Oh Lord...
What happened?Seriously. The last thing I remember was having some Chinese food with Susan on the Eve and then...
Well... Then nothing.
It's all a blank.
From reading the blog and checking my credit card receipts, I apparently spent a great deal of time mixing NOS Energy drinks and Jack Daniel's.
This might also explain why I've been pissing neon green for the past two days.
I don't mean a little. I mean full on neon green.
It looks like I've been beer bonging antifreeze over here.
... I probably didn't do that.
Hopefully.
Susan told me she found me yesterday morning in a drunken heap on top of the Wii Fit board.
Did I mention I was naked?
She sure did.
A lot.
It's a really good thing our daughter stayed at a friend's house the other night. We're kind of running out of reasons why Daddy falls asleep on the floor and smells like her painting supplies.
Still, from the messages I've gotten from friends, it appears I had an awesome New Year's Eve.
Which is great.
But... Neon green urine...
Someone probably should have told me to stop drinking the NOS.
If I survive this, never again.
Never, ever again.
Until next year.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 5:18 PM
7 Comments:
...Or until next weekend. Whichever comes first.
10 bucks says you'll do it again this weekend.
"It's a really good thing our daughter stayed at a friend's house the other night. We're kind of running out of reasons why Daddy falls asleep on the floor and smells like her painting supplies."
LMAO
A friends house? Painting supplies? Is she even 1 yet? o_O
Ouch... Neon Green, Eh? Better hope that stops soon.
Careful now Dave. Maybe you should try a different combination?
Try getting behind the wheel after 3x shots of wormwood absinthe and a quarter bottle of 13 year old Johnny Walker...
(And by "behind the wheel" I of course mean Mario Kart or other driving game) Its hilarious fun!
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