I'm Writing A Movie ScriptThis may or may not be safe for work, so be advised before clicking on the link. It's all very tame stuff, but it does involve some "adult film actresses" so you may want to wait until you get home.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Apparently, Game Daily somehow got themselves on the red carpet for the AVN awards. This is the awards show for the "adult film" industry.
I assume the awards themselves to be quite awkward to hold.
Anyway, the Game Daily reporters are asking these young ladies (and some guys probably) what their gaming habits are.
Watch the first video.
Seriously. Go watch it.
It features a young woman by the name of Jenna Haze who I am completely and utterly unfamiliar with. I have no knowledge whatsoever of her body of work or any videos she may have stared in.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
This girl is a serious gamer. She throws down with her gaming cred and then...
The reporter asks what video game character she would most like to make a "movie" about.
Can you guess what she says?
I'll five you a hint: It starts with F and rhymes with Final Fantasy.
Oh hell yeah.
Honestly, and I'm not joking around here at all, I will murder the person at SE corporate that send the cease and desist letter on this idea. I mean go ahead and send out C&D letter to homebrew developers, but this... This is art.
Shut up. It is.
Hot, sweaty art.
Anyone at all involved with the industry should get started on this today.
You need a handicam, a variety of costumes that are all readily available online, and security to hold back a tide of FF fanboys.
By that, I mean me.
That's really the one thing the FF series has been missing all of these years: porn. We've done the classic RPG, the strategy RPG, the spin-off, the MMORPG. We've done everything.
Seriously. How the hell could we leave that out?
The porn RPG.
No, I don't want to think about what is involved in leveling up.
And everyone should sub WHM for Viruna.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a freaking awesome idea?
From the look Susan is giving me right now, I assume yes.
I really need to tell her to stop reading these things.