Things I Hate - AddendumThis is a special addition to the list of things I hate.
As in short bus special.
This person actually deserves their own distinct list of things I hate because every time I start to think that I hate this person as much as I possibly could, they do something even more retarded.
Who could this person be?
Orange tan douchebags?
No. As much as I hate these people they do not deserve their own spot on any list.
Well... Maybe one list.
Oh, I completely agree that these people are worth hating. If I ever actually saw one of these people, I'd have to punch him in his puckered, day glow orange face.
Seriously. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Still, not deserving of their own list.
Girls in big sunglasses?
While I agree that this is one of the dumbest fads in recent memory, at least the sunglasses keep us from having to see the dull, glazed over look in their eyes.
Orange tan douchebags in big sunglasses?
I know I totally made this one up, but you have to admit that picture is pretty funny.
No, no, no. This special addition to the list is saved for one person who has struggled and clawed their way to the top of the list of people I am sick of hearing about.
Jesus, just look at that picture. It looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Then landed on the ugly rock.
And why do I hate Amy Winehouse, you may ask.
Because I'm just sick and damned tired of hearing about her.
Did you know she sang a song once?
Yeah, I forgot, too.
Apparently, her song was about not going to rehab.
The original title was going to be "Ironic", but that name was taken.
Amy Winehouse is famous for singing one song and then throwing her entire life away on drugs and alcohol.
She's like Jim Morrison except she skipped that entire part about actually writing a number of songs people even care about.
Seriously, people. One song.
ONE FREAKIN' SONG!
AND SHE ENDED UP GOING TO REHAB ANYWAY!
Tried to make me go to rehab
And I said no, no, no.
Then I reevaluated my current situation
And decided rehab was probably a good idea.
Why is this person even famous?
Before you try and pull that "But she's so talented" crap, I'm going to warn you that that really doesn't mean shit to me.
First off, she's not that talented.
Second, there are lots of talented people out there.
And many of them don't go on week long crack binges.
Or look disturbingly like Skeletor.
Can we all, as a civilization, just move on and forget that this ever happened?
From now on, if anyone mentions Amy Winehouse, you say "Who?" and start talking about the weather.
Person1>> Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?
Person2>> Did you see that rain cloud?
Person2>> That's a big ass rain cloud.
Stop arguing. It can work.
We all just have to work together and we can get past this.
Can we do this? For me?