posted by [GM]Dave @ 2:40 AM
'Why do people say Ooops?'- [GM]Dave 2008XD
[GM]Dave obviously still doesn't know why people says oops because he uses the much better word Whoops, which probably reminds him of Whoopi Goldberg every time he reads it... like it does for me
:D I thought so
I was reading an article on CNN today, and this particular section made me wonder if I was reading a [GM]Dave-written piece:"Days later, when I casually suggested getting takeout pizza for dinner, my wife stared at me and then the door. Suddenly, we were in a race for the keys and wrestling each other to the floor for them. If my wife hadn't grown up fighting off an older brother, I'm sure our infant and preschooler would have been spared the sight of seeing their father tumbling headfirst over the ottoman in defeat."Back in a jiffy," my wife shouted as she sprinted for the car. I'm not sure how long a jiffy is, but whenever we run out of diapers or have an urge for takeout, Susan's average jiffy is clocking in at 71 minutes."http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/03/09/p.dads.want.out.house/index.html
Wow.. minus the "preschooler" comment, that could totally be [GM]Dave.
Dave! Oh Dave! I don't know if you read your own comments pages...but here's one for your idiot files:Man tries to clean cobwebs with a blowtorch.
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