F&$@ You, Mega ManI'd like to thank everyone who sent me a message for my birthday. It helped make a good day even better.
I spent the morning sleeping in. The parents in the crowd know what a big deal this is on a Sunday morning and, believe me, it was well appreciated.
Susan then made a huge Chinese food buffet topped off with homemade chocolate cake.
I love that woman.
Then, as part of my gift, she got me a Wii points card.
As soon as I could, I went on and downloaded Mega Man 9.
F&$@ You, Mega Man.
F&$@ You and your stupid dog.
What the hell is wrong with the people who made this game?
Apparently, the guys who designed Pandemonium Warden must sideline over at Capcom or something.
This game is just plain cruel.
I'm an old school gamer. I grew up on the Atari. I got a NES system on the NA launch.
I know some hard games.
Hard games don't bother me.
This shit is just plain wrong.
It's like I spent ten dollars to have someone kick me in the face repeatedly.
Sure, I know there are people who actually pay people to LITERALLY kick them in the face.
I'm not that guy.
Now, don't get me wrong. I think Mega Man 9 is an important step in the right direction for games.
We need games that are about more than shiny graphics.
We need old school games for new school gamers.
This is a great game in that respect.
This is also a great game if you don't like yourself much and wonder what it would feel like to be absolutely retarded.
Why is this game so freakin' hard?
Disappearing blocks? Really?
What the F&$@?
I don't know if this game is supposed to incredibly challenging or if someone at Capcom just F&$@ing hates everyone.
I'm leaning towards the latter.
I hear for Mega Man 10, they take 1000 wii points and then just come to your house and kick you in the junk.
At least it would save me some time.
Dave>> How you doing?
Capcom>> Good. Good.
Capcom>> Did you download Mega Man 10?
Dave>> I think so...
Dave>> It may have been my wif...
KICK TO THE JUNK!!!
Capcom>> Thanks for your support.
Dave>> No... Problem...
Capcom>> Can I interest you in some downloadable content?
Dave>> I'm good.
Damn this game is hard.
It's like some bad relationship where he just keeps hitting me and I just keeping coming back.
It's okay though. I think I can change him though.
He doesn't really mean to do it.
Everything's going to be okay.
F&$@ You, Mega Man.